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Let's get this out of the way right now: I will not recreate any of the banners to the left. Not even with this little change or that little alteration. I'm flattered as can be if you really like one or two banners and would give your firstborn for that exact (or slightly altered) design, but I ain't gonna do it. Unique is the name of the game, and I'm terribly sorry if that breaks your stock heart.
So emails that say things like "Oh I simply love that Hansen banner with the orange branches! Can you do one just like that for me only with branches that are yellow?" will be promptly trashed. I'm over it. I already did that banner. I want to do somethin' new now. Trust me, you'll really like this about me.
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WANT SOME?
Have a blog? Is it a little bit ugly? Or if not ugly, is it lacking the oomph! necessary to make it yours? Does your blog want to be pretty and Skinny like the cool kids?
Enter KnuckleHeaders. A very stupid name (think Goo Goo Dolls) for a very nifty product. You already have a blog, and KnuckleHeaders can make it look just how you need it to.
The Headers: What's up top. What announces to the common surfer or dedicated reader, "Hey! This is my spot in cyberspace. It's uniquely me!" (For a sampling of said Headers, look to the left and scroll to your hearts' content.)
Enter KnuckleHeaders. A very stupid name (think Goo Goo Dolls) for a very nifty product. You already have a blog, and KnuckleHeaders can make it look just how you need it to.
The Headers: What's up top. What announces to the common surfer or dedicated reader, "Hey! This is my spot in cyberspace. It's uniquely me!" (For a sampling of said Headers, look to the left and scroll to your hearts' content.)
The Skinnies: KnuckleHeaders' blog skins. A background to suit your personality, simply because it will be custom made for you. (And you should know that when other designers call their skins "Skinnies" they're unoriginal, for I made that up; ask my husband, he was there.) Like flowers? Okey dokey, your skinny can have a floral theme. Into birds (like everyone else in the Blogosphere)? Sure thing! A bird-brained skinny it is! Have a thing for heavy machinery? Well, all right, we'll put together a tractor-themed skinny.
Anything goes.
For pricing, email me and we'll chat about your blog dreams and aspirations.
(Megan@KnuckleHeaders.com)
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(Megan@KnuckleHeaders.com)
In addition to the Headers and Skinnies, KnuckleHeaders can be handy with Blogger template troubles.
A WARNING OF SORTS: The following is a bit of reading. But I suggest that you do go over it, as it's all valuable information, and really, it won't take you but a minute or two.
Let's get this out of the way right now: I will not recreate any of the banners to the left. Not even with this little change or that little alteration. I'm flattered as can be if you really like one or two banners and would give your firstborn for that exact (or slightly altered) design, but I ain't gonna do it. Unique is the name of the game, and I'm terribly sorry if that breaks your stock heart.
So emails that say things like "Oh I simply love that Hansen banner with the orange branches! Can you do one just like that for me only with branches that are yellow?" will be promptly trashed. I'm over it. I already did that banner. I want to do somethin' new now. Trust me, you'll really like this about me.
Also in the interest of full disclosure, you should know that this is my hobby. I have a day job I love that has nothing to do with design (if you want to know what it is, go here).
So if you hire me to spruce up your space you'll be getting time that is made of evenings. (But mostly not weekends, as I need to try to maintain some semblance of a life (my family thanks you for you understanding.))
Ask any previous client--this doesn't mean that it will take for-ev-r for you to get your stuff (I'm actually quite zippy), it just means that if you send me an email over the weekend it may be that it's a few days until you hear from me.
Congratulate me, for while you're not hearing back from me over a weekend, I'm out in the world amassing ideas that will end up benefitting you.
To the left are my pictures; here are my words:
Another Sampling: She's the master chef. I help with the other stuff.
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Yo. Ask permission, not forgiveness. It's lame if you reproduce any of these designs or create some mimicry without my permission. If I used a stock image, I bought it; I deserve the same kind of consideration.